Mommy’s Morning Musings
Happy Monday! This year I’ve decided to make a better effort, no matter HOW busy I am, to post at least once or twice a month. Feel free to hold me to it! 🙂
To start, instead of a long stream of conscious, I thought I’d share my Facebook post which I wrote after spending a GRAND night on the town with Hubs, my brother and his GF. The next morning, I quickly realized why married Moms of two, stay their asses at home and watch young people live “that life”. Yeah … here’s my “morning after” post:
Gooooooooooood Mern-ting to all of yous. You and you and you AND YOU! How long have I been up? Well, thank you for asking! After creepin (and I do mean creepin) into my own house with the Hubs, Brandon and Brittany at 3AM (so that we didn’t wake the kids), Lillian wakes me up promptly at 645AM with a rebel yell that said, “Hey! HEY! I’m up, Lady! I don’t care nothing bout yo punk a** #aboutlastnight situation. Come feed me and change me! NOW!” So I did … and let me tell you, I’ve never experienced a brighter or more vivid sleep pain in my life (you know that pain … that feelin when you get up too early and HAVE to concentrate on what you’re doing but it’s HARD AS HELL CAUSE YOU’RE BODY IS SCREAMING, “B*TCH/NINJA – GO. BACK. TO. BED.” Mmmhmm … that’s my current sitch (that’s short for situation … you heard it here first). And my knees hurt. And I slept in my contacts so my eyes hurt too. And I didn’t wash off my makeup so my face … looks like WHY?! And my hair … #fixitjesus. Between the sweat from the club and the “The Show, The After Party, The Hotel” shenanigans from Mister Haley (and yes, after his performance you MUST spell out Mister … *winks at Bae*), I’m a wreck. Happy Super Bowl Sunday, Fam. Let me get in here and straighten up. Got ninjas coming over to watch the baby smash cake. Sh*t.
Fun was had by all and penance was paid by me. My body is still recovering. You know the sad part?? I REALLY USED TO BE ABOUT THAT LIFE!! I was a HOT girl! Party ’til the sunrise girl. Knew all the late night hot spots girl. The All Star Weekend shut DOWN girl. #AboutLastNight was a REAL thing for me … 10 (maybe 12 years) ago.
Today, I’ve watched Disney’s Frozen more times than I’ve actually had a night out with Hubs. A decent meal is chicken nuggets, fries, fruit and a good glass of wine because my kids have such fine palates as you can tell. A sexy night is when we don’t have to have hushed sex so as to not wake up the children. Although, I will say, my husband and I keep it steamy so hushed sex ain’t so bad. Sleeping in is 7:30am. If the kids sleep until 8am, we wake up SHOCKED, but so refreshed. “Me time” is going to the bathroom alone (note: I haven’t used the bathroom without my kids interrupting or feeling the need to sit and watch since before Noah was born. That’s FIVE YEARS AGO!!!). “Me time” is also my morning / afternoon commute to/from work. Honestly, I tend to think about how I can fit in a good night’s rest before I think about ways to have fun and get out of the house. A friend invited me to a movie screening a few weeks back. When he called to see if I was ready to go, I was already home and in my pajamas. His response, “BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Really?!” My response … ‘Ye shrug. I was beat.
So as you can see, life here lately hasn’t quite set me up to be the out to 3AM type girl; but, I must admit, it sure is fun when it happens. And while I could NOT live that type of life every weekend, I’m thankful that every once and a while, Hubs and I get to remember what it feels like to chase the night.
Until Next Time,